ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF ATTITUDE
June 2011
marriage is terrifying
the thought of having to ask my spouse if i can spend money makes me recoil with disgust
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
I Want The One I Can't Have
The Smiths
The Smiths - I Want The One I Can’t Have
bought tickets for harry potter 7.2 @ midnight and i pet 6 cats today
if i had some lips to kiss this would be a perfect day
mystery check arrived in the mail for me for 2,400
…………what?
mystery check arrived in the mail for me for 2,400
…………what?
chai milkshake
2 teabags of chai brewed in a cup of coconut milk
1 frozen banana
healthy dashes of cinnamon & cardamum
splash of vanilla extract
optional but 100% tasty: scoop of vanilla coconut milk ice cream
blend it all together and have a wonderful morning
if you want to come over here and let me pet your furry head and rub your little ears and listen to me tell you how cute you are i'd be cool with that
cat, human, or dog i’m not picky
“I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch.”
—Groucho Marx (via historysaidwhat)
daily mirror reminders
what i don’t have
- perfect skin
- a torso long enough for most of my clothes
- cute feet
- freckles
- thin arms
- a body that looks good from the front
- awesome boobs
- cute little ears
- a face suited for a middle part
- very visible collar bones/hip bones
what i do have
- fantastic lips
- pretty eyes
- a cute nose
- fabulous hair
- great style
- the best booty a white girl could have
- a body that looks awesome from the sides
- soft skin
- a nice singing voice
- a lovely neck
- a face suited for straight across bangs
- long legs (for a short girl)
this is what i consider “loving your body.” i will never be 100% satisfied with it as a whole but that’s okay because i have a lot of individual parts i love a lot that in the end, outweigh what i don’t like. as long as the number of ‘likes’ is bigger than the number of ‘dislikes,’ i am happy.
