September 2011
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“Because the night you asked me,
the small scar of the quarter moon
had...”
– Linda Pastan, Because (via grammatolatry)
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August 2011
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can it be thesis parade yet?
i’m absolutely freaking out about just how much responsibility i have this year and the only way i can deal is by making out with as many randoms as possible
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Coolin' on the Corner: You Are Tired (I Think) by... →
jeshuay:
You Are Tired (I Think)
You are tired, (I think) Of the always puzzle of living and doing; And so am I.
Come with me, then, And we’ll leave it far and far away— (Only you and I, understand!)
You have played, (I think) And broke the toys you were fondest of, And are a little tired now; Tired of things that break, and— Just tired. So am I.
But I come with a dream in my eyes...
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WHY BEING A SLUT IS NOT OKAY
hermione-ganja:
Sluts killed the dinosaurs. That’s right. If it weren’t for all the short skirts and sexual active women, you could be riding around on a t-rex right now instead of just fueling your car with its remains
There is a direct correlation between the number of blowjobs being given at any time and the house you got sorted into on Pottermore. The sorting hat would’ve taken our...
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i've been told thrice this week that i have a very...
someone greeted me (after three months apart) with, “you smell like you!” while we hugged.
currently entertaining the half-romantic notion that i am filled with wonderful pheromones and a natural musk that entices everyone around me. the other half of that notion is that most people i am attracted to are oblivious of this smell.
when celebrities buy 321649821375926 dollar...
igabel:
WHAT IS AIR
LAUGHING FOREVER
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“Orderly, and out of long habit, my heart continues to beat.
I hear it, nights...”
– Louise Glück | “Summer Night” (via evoketheforms)
why is this also pathetically relevant to my life?
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“And if you put as your Facebook status “I totally raped at Halo today” for your...”
– An Addendum, On Rape Jokes | No, Seriously, What About Teh Menz? (via lookoutsideyourself)
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“I know sex workers with more feminism in their clit rings than you’ve got in...”
– Dear Coke Talk (via tahlalalia)
boom, boom, boom, boom, BOOM!
(via feministsuperpowers)
Anonymous asked: post a picture of your new room.
new room
pros:
it’s a single
it’s in the best dorm on campus
my bed is in a tiny little alcove that is very cute
big window
big closet
chimney runs right through it so in winter i will be toasty
cons:
the window opens right to the street so i hear cars ALL THE FUCKING TIME
pretty sure it’s the smallest room in the house
i don’t really care that it’s small since i...
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Lena Lencek: You Wish Your Professors Were This...
neoncrayon:
I did this interview with the incomparable Lena Lencek in April, but thought I’d share it here as both a “hurrah” to that odd-yet-persistent tradition of students returning to school in the fall, as well as an excuse to shed some tears over the fact that she’s on sabbatical this year. _________________________________________ AS: So I think we should start this interview by giving...
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reading course syllabi; getting inappropriately...
specifically recording everyone’s mistakes because i get to keep a “speech error journal”
so y’all had better be fucking GRAMMATICAL AS SHIT or i will WRITE IT DOWN and tell MY CLASS ABOUT YOU
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“Isn’t it odd how much fatter a book gets when you’ve read it several times? As...”
– Cornelia Funke (via aeterne)
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Watchbest coast our deal super extended video
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF THIS MUSIC VIDEO HOLY JESUS
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suddenly petrified that none of my friends will...
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of Montreal’s cover of Harvest Moon by Neil...
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Anonymous asked: but before all you love about reed- why reed and not the other ones?
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Anonymous asked: what is the best about reed? where else did u apply?
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INCEPTION JUST HAPPENED TO ME
i woke up from three different dreams; each time i thought i was actually waking up for real and i would think to myself, “oh i should see how my pink hair looks all dry!” and my hair would be blackish brown, so i’d start thinking, “oh, the dye must have darkened, i have to lighten it somehow!” and then i would “wake up” again and think, oh, what an awful...
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