September 2011
i’m that bitch who complains about not having things and then when those things are thrown in my lap i complain about them even more
Sep 30th
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made a recent spur of the moment decision to learn...
i am really confused as to why i feel so strongly now about going to israel/being a better jew
Sep 30th
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Winning.
theashtraygxrl: “In Kenya, a group called the Pokot place high emphasis on sexual pleasure, and they expect that both a husband and wife will reach orgasm.  If a husband does not satisfy his wife, he is in trouble—especially if she think that his failure is because of adultery.  If this is so, the wife and her female friends will sneak up on her husband when he is asleep.  The women will tie him...
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Anonymous asked: Masturbate yet?
Sep 29th
Anonymous asked: Confession: Last school year I was a little bit in love with you — partially because of this blog. I don't think it was ever obvious. I get the impression you don't like me very much.
Sep 29th
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“My fire-eating career came to an end when I could no longer tell when to spit...”
– Daphne Gottlieb, why things burn (via grammatolatry)
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Anonymous asked: as a note: anons>or=2
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: i feel like you'd either get it automatically or you'd think it ridiculous that i even have an opinion after such a brief interaction. let's just keep it ambiguous right now. i'll drop clues throughout the week.
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: it won't let me post the picture, but oh well.
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: i was gonna photoshop a frowning chomsky but noo, you just HAD to ruin it.
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: i'd tell you but isn't it fun guessing?
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: i was going to say, you're a linguistics major. somewhere chomsky is frowning.
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: very super extremely curious? haha, well i'm glad i could make you happy.
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: i still feel like a came on a little strong one of the few times we hung out, either that or you never knew how i felt about you ( i thought you were way rad, completely adorable, intelligent and pretty, etc.). since you've started going to reed you've matured to a point that has only steadily increased my liking you. i just thought you should know that someone out there feels that way...
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: As one of the people that has touched your vagina, I have often wondered, have you have put any naked pictures of yourself on a website under a pseudonym.
Sep 28th
thermo-dynamics asked: Can I just say that Linguistics is the shit!!!
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: if you were to masturbate, what would you use?
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: i jack off to pictures of you
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: confession: you are just like me, but i am afraid to reveal my identity for fear you won't feel the same way. feel good, i think you're lovely! maybe someday we will know each other for real and i will fall in love with you.
Sep 28th
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Anonymously tell me a confession.
redsuspenders: i wonder what disgusting things you have done, anon because i haven’t gotten enough anons today
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: why do you like reed college? in your honest opinion
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: Really?! That's one of the schools I've been looking at!!! :)
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: what school do you go to?
Sep 28th
theradicaldame asked: *hugs* It'll be all right, lovely :)
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: true dat re: desire
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: why do you say that your effort into linguistics is sub-par? and if it makes a difference, I would love to get to know you. :)
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: a seemingly unsatisfied walking contradiction, perhaps
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: you constantly advocate casual sex with no strings attached then become disheartened when you don't make a connection with a person...?
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: what made you choose linguistics?
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: what is your major?
Sep 28th
thermo-dynamics asked: so you live in portland, what is it like?? I'm thinking about moving to the pacific northwest so I'm just curious. :)
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: how are you?
Sep 28th
Anonymous asked: pretty busy life if you forget to masturbate then huh?
Sep 27th
Anonymous asked: is there a certain amount that you should be doing that?
Sep 27th
where in portland, oregon can i get amazing curly...
craving them like whoa
Sep 27th
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ofstars asked: i am begging you, marry me!
Sep 27th
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Anonymous asked: by your previous post, does that mean you masturbate?
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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so is life really just a series of masturbation...
literally just finished a session and i am asking myself this exact question
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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