has anyone ever told you you look like emily browning?
a few times, yeah, when a series of unfortunate events came out, but i always appreciate hearing it :)
February 2012
Totally random question and I dont mean to be so intrusive or anything so please forgive me if I am but...would you ever post a pic of you nude?
mmm i wouldn’t post one from the front but maybe from the back, sometime…?
How can a femme find another femme for dating/kisses? We need a secret wink or something. It's so awkward to ask straight girls if they like girls.
I KNOW, RIGHT? although i don’t think this girl is necessarily femme. she dresses like a lot of straight girls on this campus, like, hoodies and t shirts and jeans every day. and yesterday i made a comment about how identifying as “female” no longer cuts it for me, i’m in fact “high femme” and she was like, whaaaaaat?
idk all of my queer friends are just so PAINFULLY OBVIOUSLY QUEER that she just totally slipped my notice.
hey cute lesbian girl
i’m a non-dancey queer thing to do in portland ;)
girls you think are really cute but also really straight but then they start talking about how they wish there were more non-dancey lesbian things to do in portland
a sign of both how bad your gaydar is and how beautiful life can be sometimes
If You Buy An Old Polygraph At a Swap Meet, Do Not Break It Out At a Party
by Derrick BrownWhen I first brought the thing home
I had no idea it would change me for the better.
Honesty is a wide shot of a movie lot.
Now, I cannot trust lovers or anyone with curly hair.
The clerk at my supermarket wants my life.
The hairdresser keeps looking at my neck
and then the scissors
and then my neck.
I don’t trust you. Your pants are baggy.
You’ve got choking hands.
All dresses are fingerprint recording devices.
I don’t trust your painted face.
I don’t like that you keep looking down or that your eyes shift into neutral… .
like a dying man’s… .
as a dying man’s.
How do you know what is honest anymore?
Because your snotty toddler is not the most adorable thing in the world?
Because the cops don’t actually care if you have a nice day?
Because you are not the world’s best grandma and didn’t even apply in time?
Because that chocolate is not to die for unless you were a dog
and then you’d just be a dead dog?
Because I am still alive and death did not do us part?
Trust the machine.
You can trust something without a heartbeat.
Everyone practiced beating the machine
through breathing techniques,
biting of the tongue,
thumbtacks
and squeezing of various butt muscles.
It didn’t matter.
“Have you ever wanted someone more than me?”
“Have you ever lied to me?”
The slightest pause means gather the jackets.
Everything honest ends in silence.
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls don’t have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls don’t, can’t, or shouldn’t. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they’ll begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they’re even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but aren’t taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It’s still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex.”
—
Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
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Oh, this this this.
(via debaucherie)
Please can we just teach women how to be happy, proud, and secure with their bodies and sexuality?
(via notscaredjustchanging)
I cannot believe my post has gotten 13,000+ likes and reblogs.
(via feministhistorian)
DEAR ANON:
a LOT of reedies end up marrying each other, if that helps.
what's your favorite sex toy?
my handy dandy sea foam green vibrator, of course
What is the dating scene at Reed like?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh my god i am NOT the person to ask
ugh
let’s see
a LOT of people in my year are in weirdly committed relationships? like, have been dating over a year? it’s odd and makes me feel inadequate.
and then there are A LOT of people who are really into the hook-up culture.
i’d say there’s a pretty good balance between monogamous relationships and people who just have sex, but overwhelmingly everyone is sexually frustrated and just need someone to hug them.
seriously can someone else help me answer this question?
hot russian tutor is destroying my plan to nap in the library cause he keeps speaking russian and it’s just mmmmmph
“Let’s just talk about “fuckin’”; that’s the most interesting thing here.”
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Matt Pearson, Ling 211 (via shitreedprofessorssay)
<3 u, matt
