April 2012
Thesis Parade Drinking Game
Drink every time you see a new set of laurels
Drink every time you see a professor
Drink every time the rose petal cannon blasts
Drink every time someone asks to kiss you
Drink every time someone looks happy
wait ok but you guys moderation is good too! as is pacing yrself! as is not drinking at all if you so choose.
DOES MODERATION HELP ME DRINK A FORTY IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES?
FUCK NO!
(this is a humplay joke i’m not being serious moderation is good)
(moderation applies to other drugs, too, y’all)
(don’t mix like eight things just cause it’s renn fayre)
(if any of y’all need a trip sitter/someone to scratch your head while you are tripping your face off, i would love to be that person)
(take care of yourselves)
(take care of each other)
oh god. this is so similar to my list. minus champagne and switch bikini top to sports bra.
i’m trying to make a joke about how our lists also differ because your name is on my list but i am tired so it’s not working but anyway what i am trying to say is
SOON IT WILL BE RENN FAYRE AND I WILL KISS (ALL OF) YOU
(that sentence is ambiguous)
(help i am so sleep/kiss deprived)
renn fayre check list
i have
- 2 tutus, one purple, one rainbow
- 1 ruffle bikini top
- 6 bottles of champagne
- 10000000 buckets of sexual frustration
- 1 pair of wonderful lips
- ridiculous number of people i want to kiss
- 3 final papers i am unable to work on/need to forget about until next week
- 0 fucks to give
okay let’s go
i don’t even care about anything go away you’re not my mom
It's Oh So Quiet
Bjork
Bjork - It’s Oh So Quiet
I… really really love the idea of a blog entirely devoted to you singing while you get ready. The last video was all manner of lovely. But paired with the careful movement of your hands it is somehow so much more. Lots more of this please. (:
i will see what i can do
“Queer people do not need to offer excuses or defend their own existence. If one could become queer by simply waking up one morning and deciding to become queer, for a day, for an hour, it wouldn’t change the fact that being queer is just as good, as valid, as worthy, as being straight. Providing straight people with reasons or excuses for our queerness simply confirms their suspicions that our sexuality really is their business and that we need to justify our existence to them. This allows heterosexists to continue to believe there is something superior about heterosexuality, and that being queer is a deviation from some kind of normal or default sexuality. There isn’t and it’s not.
We don’t need to justify ourselves to anyone. We don’t need a reason to be queer. Maybe we were born this way, maybe we weren’t. Maybe sexuality is fluid for some people and not for others. It’s totally irrelevant either way. The message we need to send to heterosexists is not that our sexuality was foisted upon us and that they should be “tolerant” and “understanding”. The message is: our sexuality is perfectly valid and none of your business, we offer you no excuses, and we are never going away.” —» Fauxgress Watch: “Born This Way” Social Justice League (via transformfeminism)
We don’t need to justify ourselves to anyone. We don’t need a reason to be queer. Maybe we were born this way, maybe we weren’t. Maybe sexuality is fluid for some people and not for others. It’s totally irrelevant either way. The message we need to send to heterosexists is not that our sexuality was foisted upon us and that they should be “tolerant” and “understanding”. The message is: our sexuality is perfectly valid and none of your business, we offer you no excuses, and we are never going away.” —» Fauxgress Watch: “Born This Way” Social Justice League (via transformfeminism)
my room is too hot
i am sleep deprived
it is my half birthday still so i am going to go roll around in some grass and eat cookie dough coconut milk ice cream and then fall asleep on top of my sheets
After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Listen
“that summer feeling,” jonathan richman
Play
1:32
