Drink every time you see a new set of laurels
Drink every time you see a professor
Drink every time the rose petal cannon blasts
Drink every time someone asks to kiss you
Drink every time someone looks happy
wait ok but you guys moderation is good too! as is pacing yrself! as is not drinking at all if you so choose.
DOES MODERATION HELP ME DRINK A FORTY IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES?
(this is a humplay joke i’m not being serious moderation is good)
(moderation applies to other drugs, too, y’all)
(don’t mix like eight things just cause it’s renn fayre)
(if any of y’all need a trip sitter/someone to scratch your head while you are tripping your face off, i would love to be that person)
(take care of yourselves)
(take care of each other)